Girl Interrupted

Tuesday, September 27, 2005

[+/-] Fuck-me boots

A new goal for the diet blog:

I want a pair of fuck-me boots. And I want to look good in them.

For those who don't know: fuck-me boots (my definition of, at any rate) are any high-heeled boots higher than ankle high.

Basically, its any boot which not says to the viewer "Yeah baby, you know I want it", but to the wearer "Yeah baby, I feel really fuckable in these."

Common misconceptions (see comments below) are that fuck-me boots must be knee high. This is a fallacy. Any boot which fulfills the above criteria are fuck-me boots.

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  • At Wed Sep 28, 11:02:00 am GMT+2, Anonymous Jude said…

    Get it right sweetheart! Fuck me boots are never less than knee-high. Those mid-calf ones just don't cut it. It you're gonna do it, do it right - and if you're gonna do it, I'll be your friend for life!


  • At Wed Sep 28, 01:06:00 pm GMT+2, Anonymous baroone dame sobh said…

    i fuck you .ilove you very much. may i laying with you? may you sucking my pennies.akhh akhh akhh akhh AKHH....OOOooh ooOOFF
    fuck u fuck u fuck uuuuuuuu


  • At Wed Sep 28, 01:08:00 pm GMT+2, Anonymous baroone dame sobh said…

    my ID ;


  • At Wed Sep 28, 01:25:00 pm GMT+2, Blogger dreamweaver said…

    you know, I thought I would delete that comment, but I nearly pissed myself laughing, so I'll leave it for the amusement of others


  • At Wed Sep 28, 04:07:00 pm GMT+2, Blogger Easily Aroused said…

    You don't find sucking pennies an erotic experience, Dreamweaver? ;)

    Seriously though, I'm conflicted on the issue of how high boots need to be to qualify as "fuck me" items. There's a part of me that thinks as Jude does, that they need to be at least knee-high to earn their place in the club. But I've also seen my wife in a number of pairs of ankle high boots, and she has looked utterly fuckable in a good many of those. Perhaps your definition (that it's the result that matters, not the size) is the way forward...



  • At Wed Sep 28, 04:34:00 pm GMT+2, Blogger dreamweaver said…

    :) Well, EasilyAroused, I never really enjoyed sucking pennies. They usually don't taste very good in the first place, they leave a horrible taste in the back of your throat when you're done with them, and you can never be sure where they've been.

    My oral fixation has never extended to pennies, unfortunately for this poor non-English speaker.

    I suppose my own definition comes from the fact that I have never been able to find knee-highs that looked good and fitted comfortably (on me, that is). However, I've had a few pairs of half-length boots which made me feel really sexy.


  • At Sat Nov 22, 04:55:00 pm GMT+2, Anonymous gizzer said…

    I got my wife a pair of fuck me's.
    I don't think I've fucked her as hard as I did when she first wore them in bed! Fuck, they turn me on so much! Just thinking about them gets me in the mood now!

    I've even got a picture of my sister-in-law wearing them, in a very sexy party dress (which I wank off to pretty regularly - I don't know what I'd do if I ever had to opportunity to do her in those boots+dress!)

    I would definitely recommend you get a pair if you want your sex life to be hot and passionate.


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